Nudie Baâ€”er, I mean, Gentlemen’s Clubsâ€”are a dime a dozen. So to make a splash in their local adult entertainment markets, ambitious flesh peddlers have to do something to set their semi- to entirely-nude economic ventures apart from the rest. And one of the best ways of doing this is to come up with a creative name, something people will remember. Thus we present to you 12 Hilarious Strip Club Names. We’ll leave it to you to judge whether the names are funny on purpose or not.
This isnâ€™t just a strip club, itâ€™s an adult â€œcomplex.â€ And itâ€™s named after your cute nickname for grandma.
Slogan: â€œWhere real men go for wood.â€ And no, apparently this is not a gay bar. The beaver is a nice touch.
Don’t worry. It’s not vulgar. The club is located on South Dix Street, Detroit, MI. Get it? Ugh.
I donâ€™t get it. Chances are, I don’t want to.
General rule of thumb for strip club entrepreneurs: putting â€œassâ€ and â€œliquidâ€ together is never sexy.
This is a time-honored, tried and true formula for a company name: Great (insert location) (insert product) Company. Turns out to be no less true for strip clubs.
When considering names for your strip club, try to avoid being so clever that it backfires. Case in point: IV (Four) Play, which could understandably be construed as some kind of kinky drug-using bar.
The â€œbeefâ€ part I get. Not so sure about the â€œbaron.â€ I mean, are you, the patron, the baron? Or is someone else the baron? Because Iâ€™m not so crazy about that. Perhaps â€œBeef Baronessâ€ would be less disconcerting.
The only question I have is, can you write off money spent there as a â€œcharitable donationâ€ come tax season?
How are there not more places with this name?
For sure an all-time classic. Manages to be euphemistic and straightforward at the same time.
Apparently this this place is closed now. I wonder why.