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May 24, 2013

Meet the Ab-Hancer, The Revolutionary Workout Device (Pic)

A new product that claims to revolutionize the exercise industry, and it’s called the “Ab-Hancer”. Like so many fraudulent body-improving devices, the Ab-Hancer propagates itself on the ridiculous belief that you can get results while sitting on your ass. Simply put, the device is a grill with a strap attached to it that leaves the impression of muscles on your body fat.

Of course, anyone with half a brain can see that the Ab-Hancer is just a joke given that the advertisement suggests it is recommended by “pseudo-athletes,” making the device (if it is real) a great piece of performance art and a criticism of real existing devices–like those usually sold on TV.

Comments

  1. Justin says:

    Hilarious, i had an idea similar to this one except that you spray paint on a six pack. Six Pack in a can…

  2. Truth Bearer says:

    Yeah .. that's not funny Justin

  3. bsolutionspk says:

    Good thing you let it remain an idea :P

  4. superman says:

    haha justin needs to just never ever be allowed on the internet again

  5. Tough crowd…

  6. Achmed says:

    Yes, yes, Justin, it would mask tummy strap bombs perfectly. Time for some jihad.

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