A new product that claims to revolutionize the exercise industry, and it’s called the “Ab-Hancer”. Like so many fraudulent body-improving devices, the Ab-Hancer propagates itself on the ridiculous belief that you can get results while sitting on your ass. Simply put, the device is a grill with a strap attached to it that leaves the impression of muscles on your body fat.
Of course, anyone with half a brain can see that the Ab-Hancer is just a joke given that the advertisement suggests it is recommended by “pseudo-athletes,” making the device (if it is real) a great piece of performance art and a criticism of real existing devices–like those usually sold on TV.

Hilarious, i had an idea similar to this one except that you spray paint on a six pack. Six Pack in a can…
Yeah .. that's not funny Justin
Good thing you let it remain an idea
haha justin needs to just never ever be allowed on the internet again
Tough crowd…
Yes, yes, Justin, it would mask tummy strap bombs perfectly. Time for some jihad.
That’s out of control Achmed.