February 11, 2016

Woman Breastfeeds Her Dad, Claims It Will Save His Life

In a strange magazine article in Closer, a woman named Sonia Ortiz-Allen disclosed that she breastfeeds her dad because she believes it is helping him beat cancer.

Shockingly, she does not use a breast milk pump and instead lets him suckle it straight from her nipples.

“It’s no different to when I feed my son—there’s nothing sexual in it at all,” she claims.

Sonia started doing it after both she and her father read a news article about how mother’s milk can help to kill off cancer. That the news article did not cite any peer-reviewed scientific journals did not matter to either Sonia or her dad, who was more than eager to suck her breasts as a means of treating his cancer.