With all of the sexy women walking around in slutty costumes that leave little to the imagination during the Halloween season, it isn’t difficult to understand why the minds of many males end up “in the gutter” during this time of year. And when you allow a male with sex on his mind to carve [...]
I have heard of an “apple bottom” before, but I don’t believe I have ever heard of a “pumpkin bottom.” With that being said, I must admit, that is quite the sexy jack-o-lantern. And for those of you who are hoping to see plenty more “pumpkin bottoms” over the course of the next few weeks, [...]
People used to get dressed up to do just about anything outside the house. If you see pictures of baseball games from the 40s and 50s, you’ll notice all the women in the stands are wearing dresses and hats, while all the men are wearing ties. Same thing at the airport. Same at the big [...]
One popular pick-up method for guys is walking a dog. However, if your dog was as ugly as any of these mutts, I think most girls would either vomit in their mouths or run away crying. Yeah, life is sad for ugly dogs, except that they have their own “beauty” pageant of sorts: the infamous, [...]
The Autobots and Decepticons will wage war on earth once again this summer in Transformers: Dark of the Moon. In the spirit of transparency – what with Optimus Prime so upset that humans lied to them! – we’re declassifying a bunch of information about our transforming, alien friends. Here are a few facts you may [...]
Batman has been around since 1939, but judging by box office returns, DVD sales, and the kids who come knocking on my door at Halloween, the caped crusader is just hitting his prime. For whatever reason, the story of a grown man who dresses up like a flying mammal to fight crime really resonates with [...]
People say they’re addicted to stuff all the time. They will say things like, “Oh, I’m addicted to chocolate†or, “Have you seen that new reality show on MTV about the drunken idiots? Yeah, I’m like totally addicted.†Of course, they don’t mean for us to believe they actually suffer from these strange addictions. It’s [...]
Is there no convincing a hippie? No matter how many times you tell them that typewriters are outdated, or that people these days are expected to take showers on a daily basis, they just wont listen. Instead, they simply go on smelling like dirty garbage and using their stupid typewriters, refusing to even consider buying [...]
Beer drinking used to be a simple, manly activity. No longer. Now you must wade through seemingly dozens of different types of beer when all you really want is something cold that will get you drunk. Well, the explosion of U.S. microbreweries does have one happy side effect. Some genuinely strange and hilarious beer names. [...]
With the execution/assassination of bin Laden dominating the news, rumors have surfaced that a dog was part of the team sent in to dispatch the world most wanted terrorist. No government officials have confirmed or denied this, but it remains a possibility. If a canine was involved in the operation, it could have served several [...]
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