February 8, 2016

The Zombie Kama Sutra (6 Pics)

Zombie Kama Sutra: Plowing of the Open Ended Field

If you’re undead you still have a chance to get down and dirty. This illustrated guide will tell you how to use your bones and open wounds to have zombie sex. There are several positions to try. It might smell terrible, and you might lose an organ or two in the midst of vigorous lovemaking. […]

The Living Dead


In South Africa, a man’s family was unable to wake him. They tried everything they could think of, but eventually decided that he must be dead. He was at a morgue within 24 hours. Of course, he woke up, screaming and surrounded by the dead. The morgue workers freaked out thinking he was a ghost […]

Always Be Prepared, Especially for Zombies

photo by Lindsey T

A citizen of Leicester, UK wrote a letter to city council requesting information on their preparations for a zombie invasion. What would they do if the undead swarmed into the city tomorrow? Here is the letter in full: “Dear Leicester City Council, Can you please let us know what provisions you have in place in […]

Canadian Prepares for Zombie Apocalypse (Pic)


Canadians aren’t particularly well known for their violent nature, but if the character of Wolverine is any indication, the attribution of pacifism to Canadians may be a mistaken belief made popular by Americans in the 1980s. With that misconception laid to rest, we can now discuss the preparedness of this lone Canadian for the zombie […]